FEELIN' SKINKY Tank Top
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Don't skink shame me. I'm fresh out of brumation and ready for copulation. Don't worry, I won't bite - too hard. Maybe just latch onto the back of your neck while I work my tail underneath yours for a few of the hottest seconds of your lizard life.
This shirt is for those of us who didn't get a lot of attention in high school due to our quirky hobbies and interests, so we're making up for lost time by going hog wild in our mid-30's in reptile show hotel bars.
If you're worried that you may have contracted something at the HERPS show, you might know what I'm talkin' about.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
This shirt is for those of us who didn't get a lot of attention in high school due to our quirky hobbies and interests, so we're making up for lost time by going hog wild in our mid-30's in reptile show hotel bars.
If you're worried that you may have contracted something at the HERPS show, you might know what I'm talkin' about.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
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Don't skink shame me. I'm fresh out of brumation and ready for copulation. Don't worry, I won't bite - too hard. Maybe just latch onto the back of your neck while I work my tail underneath yours for a few of the hottest seconds of your lizard life.
This shirt is for those of us who didn't get a lot of attention in high school due to our quirky hobbies and interests, so we're making up for lost time by going hog wild in our mid-30's in reptile show hotel bars.
If you're worried that you may have contracted something at the HERPS show, you might know what I'm talkin' about.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
This shirt is for those of us who didn't get a lot of attention in high school due to our quirky hobbies and interests, so we're making up for lost time by going hog wild in our mid-30's in reptile show hotel bars.
If you're worried that you may have contracted something at the HERPS show, you might know what I'm talkin' about.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
Don't skink shame me. I'm fresh out of brumation and ready for copulation. Don't worry, I won't bite - too hard. Maybe just latch onto the back of your neck while I work my tail underneath yours for a few of the hottest seconds of your lizard life.
This shirt is for those of us who didn't get a lot of attention in high school due to our quirky hobbies and interests, so we're making up for lost time by going hog wild in our mid-30's in reptile show hotel bars.
If you're worried that you may have contracted something at the HERPS show, you might know what I'm talkin' about.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
This shirt is for those of us who didn't get a lot of attention in high school due to our quirky hobbies and interests, so we're making up for lost time by going hog wild in our mid-30's in reptile show hotel bars.
If you're worried that you may have contracted something at the HERPS show, you might know what I'm talkin' about.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US