I'm Too Poor To Keep Retics - T-Shirt

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Are you broke as hell and living in a trailer that isn't yours? Damn straight you are, and damn straight that ain't gonna keep you from owning the largest python on planet earth.

You never let that bitch ex of yours tell you what to do, so why let logic or reason?

So let's hear it for those melamine 6x2 cages and 41 qt racks stuffed with breeder retics.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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Are you broke as hell and living in a trailer that isn't yours? Damn straight you are, and damn straight that ain't gonna keep you from owning the largest python on planet earth.

You never let that bitch ex of yours tell you what to do, so why let logic or reason?

So let's hear it for those melamine 6x2 cages and 41 qt racks stuffed with breeder retics.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Are you broke as hell and living in a trailer that isn't yours? Damn straight you are, and damn straight that ain't gonna keep you from owning the largest python on planet earth.

You never let that bitch ex of yours tell you what to do, so why let logic or reason?

So let's hear it for those melamine 6x2 cages and 41 qt racks stuffed with breeder retics.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US