Do you keep venomous snakes? Better yet - do you refer to them as "HOTS" ?

If your profile photo freehandling a cobra doesn't already scream "I have sex" then this T-shirt will let your bro's know that you're DTF with them (Down To Freehandle)

For the alpha male venomous reptile keeper who needs the THOTs to know he ain't got time to play games - he knows his boys will always cover his back when they aren't talking shit about his husbandry to the other boys.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

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