Don't skink shame me. I'm fresh out of brumation and ready for some copulation. Don't worry, I won't bite - too hard. Maybe just latch onto the back of your neck while I work my tail underneath yours for a few of the hottest seconds of your lizard life.

This shirt is for those of us who didn't get a lot of attention in high school due to our quirky hobbies and interests, so we're making up for lost time by going hog wild in our mid-30's in reptile show hotel bars.

If you're worried that you may have contracted something at the HERPS show, you might know what I'm talkin' about.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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